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Posted on 22nd Jul at 8:17 PM, with 503,701 notes

aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

Posted on 22nd Jul at 8:11 PM, with 440,277 notes

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

Posted on 22nd Jul at 8:08 PM, with 569,490 notes

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

Posted on 21st Jul at 10:48 PM, with 210,117 notes

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

Posted on 21st Jul at 10:44 PM, with 16,297 notes

kakuzu:

seoulll:

korean fashion is to die for

it’s classy but still cute

rough but still elegant

image

Posted on 21st Jul at 10:43 PM, with 53,463 notes

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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Posted on 20th Jul at 9:03 PM, with 316,921 notes
givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

Posted on 20th Jul at 7:06 PM, with 42,481 notes

egberts:

did anyone ever find out why daniel radcliffe was walking all those dogs

Posted on 20th Jul at 7:05 PM, with 401,445 notes

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

Posted on 20th Jul at 7:04 PM, with 32,799 notes

Oldest known picture of a sneeze – 1902
Oldest known picture of a sneeze – 1902
Posted on 20th Jul at 7:01 PM, with 321,938 notes

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

Posted on 20th Jul at 7:00 PM, with 180,920 notes

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

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