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Posted on 2nd Sep at 11:33 PM, with 30,346 notes

cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

Posted on 2nd Sep at 11:28 PM, with 44,478 notes

pigeon-hat:

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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and finally

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I’ve never been more proud of my state

Posted on 2nd Sep at 11:26 PM, with 106,166 notes
But seriously if you don’t love Drake & Josh there’s something wrong with you, I mean
Posted on 2nd Sep at 11:20 PM, with 879,494 notes

cattailsandcattales:

urbies:

Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.

Posted on 2nd Sep at 10:18 PM, with 259,978 notes
thetomska:

brihime:

Omg dude..

Can we all just appreciate the one dude who doesn’t feel the need to change his posture at all?

thetomska:

brihime:

Omg dude..

Can we all just appreciate the one dude who doesn’t feel the need to change his posture at all?

Posted on 2nd Sep at 10:15 PM, with 368,983 notes

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

Posted on 2nd Sep at 9:38 PM, with 165,426 notes

simplydalektable:

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heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

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THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

Posted on 2nd Sep at 9:37 PM, with 1,022,377 notes

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

Posted on 2nd Sep at 9:35 PM, with 338,380 notes
comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

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