I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because:
- I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
- Not popular enough for twitter
- Facebook is dumb
"You can’t eat all that!"
fuckin watch me.
the academy award goes to me for acting like i give a fuck
mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school
you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me
*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse
shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney
I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs
kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general